What did we do last night that was yellow?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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