i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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