do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Someone shattered a urinal.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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