drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Dick very happy bro
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
wow bdsm is so cute
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
