Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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