ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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