Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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