I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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