found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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