Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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