Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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