So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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