Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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