If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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