Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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