The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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