she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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