When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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