I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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