i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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