what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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