he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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