I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
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