quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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