But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
