May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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