five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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