You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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