I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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