If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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