i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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