It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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