Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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