there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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