Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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