fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
