return my video game
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize