As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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