google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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