I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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