if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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