Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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