I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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