I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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