Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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