a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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