I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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