yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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