Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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