Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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