I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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