chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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