You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
MIDGETS
????
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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