I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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