you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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