the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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