high people should be assigned attendants
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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