I'm really into asian looking animals
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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