I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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